IN THE LAND OF THE BLIND THE ONE EYED MAN
- •Is King after he says "yeah this piece of paper says I'm King. No it does say that it just hasn't been written in Braille yet."
- •Can be like "actually I'm the best dancer here and you guys are all not good at dancing."
- •Can say "oh there's no more sushi left on your plate" and then eat all the dang sushi
- •Is the most handsome and muscular man
- •Can tell all the ladies that he has two sexy sexy eyes
- •Does not have to feel self-conscious about his eye patch.Suggested by @gwcoffey