IN THE LAND OF THE BLIND THE ONE EYED MAN

  1. Is King after he says "yeah this piece of paper says I'm King. No it does say that it just hasn't been written in Braille yet."
  2. Can be like "actually I'm the best dancer here and you guys are all not good at dancing."
  3. Can say "oh there's no more sushi left on your plate" and then eat all the dang sushi
  4. Is the most handsome and muscular man
  5. Can tell all the ladies that he has two sexy sexy eyes
  6. Does not have to feel self-conscious about his eye patch.
    Suggested by   @gwcoffey