1. The human brain is the center of the nervous system and is extremely complex.
  2. The brain is honestly super underappreciated.
  3. The brain is helping you write this list right now and you're just going to go out and drink later?
  4. The brain wishes you would take one goddamn moment to think about how hard it works.
  5. The brain memorized all the state capitals for you and you just decided it didn't matter any more? That you didn't need that?
  6. The brain can give you the infinite reach of imagination and you just want to watch property brothers all day? Are you serious?
  7. The brain is fucking done. The brain is done with this shit.
  8. The brain hopes you enjoy being directed by stomach and genitals, you ungrateful jerk.