PEOPLE WHO REALLY THINK TAYLOR SWIFT SHOULD HAVE FUCKING CALLED ABOUT THE 1989 TOUR BY NOW

  1. Ashley Tisdale
  2. The Olsen Twins
  3. Anne Hathaway
  4. Bobby Flay
  5. Eli Manning
  6. Steve Wozniak
  7. Condoleeza Rice
  8. The Last Pope, the one who quit