WHAT WOULD REALLY HAPPEN IF YOU GAVE A MAN A FISH

  1. "A free fish? Sure, dude, I guess I'll take it."
  2. "Did we talk about this when we were drunk or something?"
  3. "No? You just brought me a fish."
  4. "Huh."
  5. "Yeah I mean I'll definitely eat it."
  6. "I guess I'll 'eat for a day,'but I'll probably make some sides, too"
  7. "Do I want to go fishing tomorrow? I don't know man, I'll have just eaten fish. What's going on, why are you so into fish right now?"
  8. "Oh my god I'm so sorry, I hadn't heard about the divorce. And she got the kids? Jesus."
  9. "Yeah buddy lets go fishing tomorrow.•