WHAT WOULD REALLY HAPPEN IF YOU GAVE A MAN A FISH
- •"A free fish? Sure, dude, I guess I'll take it."
- •"Did we talk about this when we were drunk or something?"
- •"No? You just brought me a fish."
- •"Yeah I mean I'll definitely eat it."
- •"I guess I'll 'eat for a day,'but I'll probably make some sides, too"
- •"Do I want to go fishing tomorrow? I don't know man, I'll have just eaten fish. What's going on, why are you so into fish right now?"
- •"Oh my god I'm so sorry, I hadn't heard about the divorce. And she got the kids? Jesus."
- •"Yeah buddy lets go fishing tomorrow.•