1. When you apply eyeliner successfully.
  2. When you babysit your toddler nephew...and then he leaves the next day.
  3. When you sit.
  4. When you drink.
  5. When you delete Facebook, you are doing zero goods, Facebook, go away.
  6. When you stare at pictures of Jake Gyllenhaal.
  7. When you eat pizza, DUH.
  8. When you eat pizza AND sushi on the same day.
  9. When you find people who understand all of your frustrations and complains about Homeland.
  10. When you figure it out.