POSSIBLE TITLES FOR THE BOOK I'M WRITING ABOUT MY AUNT'S WASHING MACHINE

It lives in the basement where I am currently sleeping while we're here for Thanksgiving and has been going for 30 minutes with no signs of stopping. At 7am.
  1. I Know Why the Washing Machine Squeaks
  2. The Squeak and the Fury
  3. Extremely Loud and Incredibly Squeaky
  4. The Unbearable Loudness of Squeaking