POSSIBLE TITLES FOR THE BOOK I'M WRITING ABOUT MY AUNT'S WASHING MACHINE
It lives in the basement where I am currently sleeping while we're here for Thanksgiving and has been going for 30 minutes with no signs of stopping. At 7am.
- •I Know Why the Washing Machine Squeaks
- •The Squeak and the Fury
- •Extremely Loud and Incredibly Squeaky
- •The Unbearable Loudness of Squeaking