SASSY THINGS MY MOM HAS SAID WITH COMMENTARY BY ME
Comes out of nowhere every time.
- •Re: Mad Men: "I've forgotten things you haven't even seen yet!"Just because I got a couple seasons behind doesn't negate the fact that I introduced you to the whole show, MOM!!!
- •Fb comment on a picture of me: "Great picture but your eyes look tired."As opposed to the rest of me which looks wide awake??? This one is confusing. And rude to put on social media tbh.
- •"It's not my fault she can't keep up!"Said in reference to my Aunt Mary not me so actually I find this one pretty funny.
- •Re: Thanksgiving: "No daughter of mine is going to eat cranberry relish from a can !"This one I fully appreciate. Sent via text hence the space before the exclamation point.
- •Re: my love life: "I think you're spending too much time around test tubes and not enough time around people!"I don't even use that many test tubes.
- •Text: "We are like zombies after 15 hours of driving but nbd"Like OKAY mom lmao