THINGS I HAVE CONSIDERED DOING INSTEAD OF FINISHING MY PH.D.

  1. Happily living out the rest of my days stress-free as a barista in a cool coffee shop
  2. Just going home and chilling with my parents for a while not doing anything
  3. Opening a bookstore
  4. Becoming a cool and popular librarian
  5. Becoming a famous podcaster
  6. Becoming a famous pop star like Adele and becoming friends with Adele
  7. Becoming an Internet comedy writer