1. First
    WOW. I suck at selfies
  2. So...
    I have resting bitch face. Always.
  3. Oh yeah...!
    When the deep woods swallowed me up and took me hostage. I instinctively KNEW smoking a cig and taking a selfie would rescue me.
  4. Then there is
    the whole "oh heyyyy!" Eeee. Why haven't I deleted this?
  5. Yep
    All I do is WIN. No matter what.
  6. I will go the extra mile just for you...
    I will smell all the roses. Just for YOU.
  7. I'm real pretty.
    I've been told. Lots. I promise. It's like a thing.