I AM ONE __ AWAY FROM __

Existential crises caused by philosophy
  1. 1.
    I am one really good acid trip away from becoming a hippy
    It would be fitting considering i rarely wash my hair or wear clothes
  2. 2.
    I am one more cards against humanity game away from going to the deepest level of hell
    MVP: auschwitz, big black dick, grandpas ashes
  3. 3.
    I am one good TV show being canceled away from throwing my tv out the window
    Rip: 30 rock, parks & rec, community, my love of Thursday nights on NBC
  4. 4.
    I am one more Instagram food post on my feed away from eating everything in my house
    It all looks so weird but so so so good
  5. 5.
    I am one shitty test mark away from moving to Boca, Florida and opening a bakery
    Subtweeting @sciences
  6. 6.
    I am one -20 degree day away from moving to Boca, Florida and opening a bakery
    I just really like Florida