Existential crises caused by philosophy
  1. I am one really good acid trip away from becoming a hippy
    It would be fitting considering i rarely wash my hair or wear clothes
  2. I am one more cards against humanity game away from going to the deepest level of hell
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    MVP: auschwitz, big black dick, grandpas ashes
  3. I am one good TV show being canceled away from throwing my tv out the window
    Rip: 30 rock, parks & rec, community, my love of Thursday nights on NBC
  4. I am one more Instagram food post on my feed away from eating everything in my house
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    It all looks so weird but so so so good
  5. I am one shitty test mark away from moving to Boca, Florida and opening a bakery
    Subtweeting @sciences
  6. I am one -20 degree day away from moving to Boca, Florida and opening a bakery
    I just really like Florida