Just a Few Times the Office Has Killed Me

just a few.
  1. when Ryan and Kelly announced they were getting divorced but when did they ever get married
  2. threat level midnight
  3. when angela tried to save her cat by throwing it through the ceiling but it fell back through
  4. "does mose have nightmares" "oh yes. ever since the storm"
  5. scott's tots
  6. when Michael burnt his foot on a George Foreman grill
  7. when instead of hiring a stripper for Phyllis's bachelorette party, Jim hired a Ben Franklin impersonator
    was it Phyllis's?
  8. Ryan becoming blonde and working at a bowling ally after being released from prison
  9. when Jim wrote an entire book on hosting garden parties to sell to Dwight online when Andy was having a garden party
  10. everything about the party planning committee
  11. when dwight's siblings visit the farm and one is completely normal and one is a weed farmer
  12. "bears. beets. battlestar galactica"
  13. when Jim was making a pros and cons list for Ryan and Pam to see who should become a salesman and for a pro he put that he's environmentally cautious because his mom drives him to work everyday
  14. "What's the ratio of Stanley nickels to Schrute bucks?" "Same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns."
    Suggested by   @jennyanydots