Just a Few Times the Office Has Killed Me
just a few.
- •when Ryan and Kelly announced they were getting divorced but when did they ever get married
- •threat level midnight
- •when angela tried to save her cat by throwing it through the ceiling but it fell back through
- •"does mose have nightmares" "oh yes. ever since the storm"
- •scott's tots
- •when Michael burnt his foot on a George Foreman grill
- •when instead of hiring a stripper for Phyllis's bachelorette party, Jim hired a Ben Franklin impersonatorwas it Phyllis's?
- •Ryan becoming blonde and working at a bowling ally after being released from prison
- •when Jim wrote an entire book on hosting garden parties to sell to Dwight online when Andy was having a garden party
- •everything about the party planning committee
- •when dwight's siblings visit the farm and one is completely normal and one is a weed farmer
- •"bears. beets. battlestar galactica"
- •when Jim was making a pros and cons list for Ryan and Pam to see who should become a salesman and for a pro he put that he's environmentally cautious because his mom drives him to work everyday
- •"What's the ratio of Stanley nickels to Schrute bucks?" "Same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns."Suggested by @jennyanydots