NICKNAMES YOU'VE HAD, RANKED

  1. Dino
    High school. Only one person still every calls me this.
  2. Chuckhead
    Also, Chucka. Called this by my sister. We think she wanted to call me Fuckhead, and this was a clever workaround.
  3. Snook
    Called this by Patrick. Don't love it, but it's a verb (snooking, snooked, etc) and an adjective, and is used lovingly, so I'll take it.
  4. Shug
    Also called this by Patrick. Derived from our deep love of watching King of the Hill together at the beginning of our relationship.
  5. Miss Mess
    Called this by my dad. V apt.