REASONS I STOPPED LIVING IN HAYES VALLEY AND MOVED TO THE OAKLAND HILLS
- •A bum pooped on our stoop. I legit thought it was a melted creamee when I first walked out the door.
- •A drunk girl hit our car so hard in the middle of the night that we awoke to find it pushed to the middle of the sidewalk.
- •An asshole broke into my car while I had the flue and stole a backpack full of my friend Sheetal's lsat books fro the trunk
- •We wanted/needed a dog
- •We wanted/needed to not share a back yard with a pizza place.