1. Never have to wash my hair/never wash my hair
  2. Never have to wear a bra/never wear a bra, so can never answer the door or leave the house
  3. No need to interact with asshole coworkers/never interact with humans.
  4. My dog never gets lonely/My dog now thinks he owns me
  5. No need to set an alarm to wake up/no difference between weekdays and weekends.
  6. Im home to clean the house all the time/I'm home to clean the house all the time
  7. No more commuting = so much more time to do stuff that's not work-related/spending commute time on @list now?