1. Baby Justin Long
  2. Baby Rainn Wilson
  3. Alan Rickman in a fancy alien headpiece
  4. "Never give up. Never surrender."
  5. That amazing weird alien melodic/monotone speech style
  6. J.J. Abrams says it's the best Star Trek movie
  7. The terribly overdubbed swear words
  8. Sigourney Weaver being a badass in space, which is basically her specialty