ITEMS I REGRET NOT PURCHASING FROM SKYMALL

  1. Olde timey popcorn cart
  2. Giant foam wedge to sleep on on the plane
  3. 8 foot tall statue of headless woman with a tray
  4. Giant outdoor projector screen playing "Mr. And Mrs. Smith"
  5. Zombie crawling out of my garden
  6. Lord Of The Rings jewelry
  7. Little stairs for my dog to get on my bed more easily when she's close to death