MY UNPOPULAR BUT UNAPOLOGETIC LIST OF CELEBRITY CRUSHES

  1. Adrien Brody
  2. Daniel Day-Lewis
  3. Stephen Merchant
  4. John Oliver
  5. Louis C.K.
  6. Nathan Fielder
  7. Jason Schwartzman
  8. The cute tutor from "Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt"
  9. All of The Doctors. Even the old ones. Even the Scottish ones.
  10. Eddie Redmayne even after seeing "Jupiter Ascending"
  11. The Winter Soldier
  12. Howl from "Howl's Moving Castle"
  13. Crying Chris Pine
  14. Bill Clinton