1. The very gangly one. More gangly than the other ones.
  2. The one who's ALMOST cute.
  3. The non-white one (optional)
  4. The one in the hat
  5. The chubby one who makes fun of himself for being chubby
  6. The cerebral improviser, who makes lots of very specific references
  7. The one who thinks he can do impressions
  8. The guy who tries to find excuses to sing because he's not a terrible singer
  9. The audience member who's roommates with one or more of the above
  10. The List App user
    Suggested by @J
  11. The one in the bootcut jeans.
    Suggested by @vp
  12. The one that looks almost exactly like one of the other ones/ may or may not be wearing the same shoes
    Suggested by @originalamericantrt
  13. The gay one oh wait he has a wife in real life
    Suggested by @danrobert
  14. The video game nerd
    Suggested by @suesmith