THINGS TO DO WHEN YOU HAVE A BOOK ON SUB (OR ANY TIME YOU THINK THE ANCIPATION WILL KILL YOU)

  1. Start a new project. Something distracting.
  2. Check your email.
  3. Contemplate working out. Decide against it.
  4. Make a to-do list of productive things you actually need to get done.
  5. Check your email.
  6. Take a long shower, thinking about the thing you're not supposed to think about the entire time
  7. Check your email
  8. Read a book and start hating yourself for not writing one as good
  9. Watch a TV show and hate yourself for not writing something that good
  10. Meditate, unsuccessfully
  11. Stress eat
  12. Send everyone you know a message saying "hey! What's up"
  13. Check your email on your phone in case your computer isn't working.