WORST HALLOWEEN "TREATS"
I know it's March, okay? I want to get ahead of the game.
- •A ziploc bag of pennies
- •An apple
- •Good & Plenty
- •Black licorice
- •Circus peanuts
- •Wax lips
- •Individually wrapped candy canes
- •Getting to dress up in a sexy costume like you're in an arms race for boys's attention.
- •Halloween is the female Cold War.