WORST HALLOWEEN "TREATS"

I know it's March, okay? I want to get ahead of the game.
  1. A ziploc bag of pennies
  2. An apple
  3. Good & Plenty
  4. Black licorice
  5. Circus peanuts
  6. Wax lips
  7. Individually wrapped candy canes
  8. Runtz
  9. Gum
  10. Getting to dress up in a sexy costume like you're in an arms race for boys's attention.
  11. Halloween is the female Cold War.