It Would Not Be a Tragedy if These Things Didn't Exist
- •LizardsI have had many traumatic experiences with these things. I cannot stress enough how much I hate them. Also geico was the only safe thing I could search without triggering nightmares.
- •Viva paper towelsI got it from my mama...who also hates viva
- •Green onionsI just found out that the white part is what you're supposed to eat. People only put the green part on stuff and it is a menace to society.
- •Kit katsWaste of chocolate
- •Sea World'sShout out to my orcas!!!
- •Blue UV VodkaFor obvious reasons
- •Every single Transformers movie directed by Michael Bay
- •Meend me™ I am uselessSuggested by @lesbian