1. Cows can't stand up after lying on their side. Deer can because their legs are longer. I mean do cows have knees? Cows are equivalent to corgis.
  2. I said pickels instead of pixels
  3. I've been misspelling barbecue MY. WHOLE. LIFE. AND IN MY PROFESSIONAL WORK!!!!!
  4. Gypsy in a bottle
  5. Thought that this was a joker
  6. *****BONUS*****
  7. Britt said flo rid-a instead of flo rida