COOL WAYS TO SHUT DOWN MEN

  1. Get really close to their face and say: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
  2. Use a non-lethal weapon (pepper spray, a small knife, piano wire, etc)
  3. Visibly pick your nose and/or belch
  4. Grab your crotch and talk about Valerie Solanas
  5. Ask really penetrating questions about his mother - like immediately