WHAT IT FELT LIKE WHEN I WOKE UP AND SAW THE NEWS THAT TRUMP WON SC PRIMARIES

It's going to get depressing, y'all
  1. Like I had never actually awoken, but was still in the midst of my depression-fueled nightmares
    I pinched myself. My phone automatically corrected that to "I punched myself" but I just tried that too and it's still real.
  2. Like all of a sudden, I had a new item on my never ending to do list.
    Move to Canada. Or somewhere. But only once I get my work notes, school homework, cleaning and taxes done. At this rate, Trump will have won the election and built a bizarre dome to keep us all in before I even look into where Canada is.
  3. Like I went to go adopt a puppy at the shelter that I've been making lovey faces at on petfinder.com and the county employees hand me a Gila monster.
  4. Like I was reading Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire and I had just reached the part where Cedric dies and JK Rowling decided to end the series there and nothing is ever redeemed.
    Voldemort wins and I have to live the remainder of my life in fear.
  5. Like someone sucked all the bubbles out of my bubble bath and left me to stare at my hideous naked body and cry.
    No pictures here for obvious reasons.
  6. Please add your own.
    Misery loves company.
  7. Like there is no hope the last four years of my 30s is going to have any joy, just a horrid Trump era, so I actually want to skip to 40 in order to skip HIM. 😡
    Suggested by   @natanya