THINGS THAT SHOULD NOT BE THINGS

  1. Removing the garter at a wedding.
  2. Netflix original shows with opening credits longer than 7 seconds.
  3. Birds as pets.
  4. Beer in very tall glasses.
  5. Most people talking on television.
  6. Not being able to pet service animals.
  7. Magicians that take themselves too seriously.
  8. Other magicians.