FACTS ABOUT REDHEADS!

We are the best!
  1. We make up only 1-2% of the world's population
    V rare = v cool
  2. People love telling us we look like anyone who also has red hair
    No, I don't look like Debra Messing, and you don't look like Blake Lively just because you're blonde
  3. Don't call yourself one of us if you're bottle red because we can tell
  4. We don't tan - we freckle
    SPF 50 & a wide-brimmed hat, por favor
  5. We take longer to go gray, and a lot of redheads skip the gray and go straight to WHITE!
    (Which is very distinguished and rad)
  6. Goddesses: Julianne Moore, Amy Adams, Christina Hendricks, Jenny Lewis, Isla Fisher, Jessica Chastain, Ellie Kemper, Ann Margret
    Honorable mentions: Emma Stone, Lindsay Lohan. NEVER FORGET
  7. Gods: Prince Harry, Domnhall Gleeson, Rupert Grint, Ed Sheeran, Conan O'Brien, Ron Howard, Damian Lewis, Thomas Jefferson
    Shoutout to ginger dudes - you're all rad and I'm sorry you get a bad rap
  8. Don't you DARE call us firecrotches
    Because...
  9. Yes, we are fiery
    We have short tempers so DON'T TEST US!
  10. We're also great in bed
  11. (Yes, the carpet matches the drapes.)