FACTS ABOUT REDHEADS!
We are the best!
- •We make up only 1-2% of the world's populationV rare = v cool
- •People love telling us we look like anyone who also has red hairNo, I don't look like Debra Messing, and you don't look like Blake Lively just because you're blonde
- •Don't call yourself one of us if you're bottle red because we can tell
- •We don't tan - we freckleSPF 50 & a wide-brimmed hat, por favor
- •We take longer to go gray, and a lot of redheads skip the gray and go straight to WHITE!(Which is very distinguished and rad)
- •Goddesses: Julianne Moore, Amy Adams, Christina Hendricks, Jenny Lewis, Isla Fisher, Jessica Chastain, Ellie Kemper, Ann MargretHonorable mentions: Emma Stone, Lindsay Lohan. NEVER FORGET
- •Gods: Prince Harry, Domnhall Gleeson, Rupert Grint, Ed Sheeran, Conan O'Brien, Ron Howard, Damian Lewis, Thomas JeffersonShoutout to ginger dudes - you're all rad and I'm sorry you get a bad rap
- •Don't you DARE call us firecrotchesBecause...
- •Yes, we are fieryWe have short tempers so DON'T TEST US!
- •We're also great in bed
- •(Yes, the carpet matches the drapes.)