1. Introduce yourself
  2. Identify yourself as a friend
  3. Approach slowly
  4. Present the back of your hand. If the other person accepts, they'll bow their head slightly without breaking eye contact
  5. Place the back of your hand on their cheek
  6. Sweep their legs out from under them
  7. If they land on their front, flip them over
  8. While stunned, kiss either of their cheeks
  9. Wait for a "thank you" on one knee