KINDS OF SUCKERS
When you get someone real good with a deception, you can bet they're one of these types
- •ninnya fool of the highest order. they won't realize how good you got them for a hundred years.
- •rubeah, ha! a satisfying get, a nice trophy. the rube thinks he or she is the cunning type of person, but he or she is actually quite prone to scratching his or her head in confusion.
- •chumpinothe little naive thing from the boot called Italy
- •fooolyou got the foool's money so much and so good that the fool only has a few hundred dollars left in his or her savings account
- •clown bobbya clown dressed like a cop who's chasing you with a soft foam billy club. you bury your face in a newspaper and say "he went that-of-way!" the clown bobby loses you. he goes home and yells at his wife