Alternatives to the Saying "There Are No Atheists in Foxholes"

  1. "There are no oysters in clambakes."
  2. "There are no vegans in Donner parties."
  3. "There are no Tinder matches in cigar shops."
  4. "There are no shag carpets in celibate rug factories."
  5. "There are no muted colors in shouting matches."
  6. "There are no ducks in high ceilinged homes."
  7. "There are no cans in pessimistic grocery stores."
  8. "There are no standing rooms in sitcoms."
  9. "There are no water balloons in cactus patches."
  10. "There are no dance classes in AA meetings."
    this is a terrible chips & salsa joke