RANDOM ITEMS IN MY OFFICE, EXPLAINED

Per a request from @ricky
  1. The best souvenir from all of my travels. A Saddam Hussein watch, purchased when I lived in Baghdad before the invasion. Everyone wore them. It was crazy.
  2. The best "fan" note ever.
  3. Someone clearly thinks I have a lot to learn about altruism.
  4. A drum set! (Sadly, I never use it.)
  5. My grandmother gave me this plant more than ten years ago. It is still alive! (And so is she!)
  6. Disney (which owns ABC News) sent me this a few months ago when I had my 15th anniversary.
  7. My colleague Ron Claiborne held up this fake version of my book on the air and said, "If you're only going to buy one book - do the math."