STRATEGIES FOR FALLING ASLEEP EARLY WHEN I HAVE TO ANCHOR GOOD MORNING AMERICA
On Saturdays and Sundays, while you jerks are sleeping in, I have to be up at 3:45 am to cohost weekend GMA. I try to go to bed by 8p. Here's how.
- •Eat an early dinner
- •Read something incredibly boring from wife's stack of medical textbooks
- •Thrash around in bed, thinking of all the cool shit I probably wouldn't even be doing if I didn't work weekends
- •Recall what my dad used to say to me when I was a little kid and couldn't sleep: "Bend over and run as fast as you can into the wall."
- •Take a sleeping pill