Flight Attendant Pet Peeves

If you are a well behaved traveler you will not
  1. Poke your flight attendant with your finger (especially on her butt area)
  2. Destroy the lavatory
  3. Ring your call button to hand him your cup
  4. Explain how much better another airline is
  5. Hand her an item with bodily fluids (or bodily solids) --poopy diapers, bags of vomit, used snot rags etc.