REACTIONS I'VE GOTTEN WHEN PEOPLE FIND OUT I VOLUNTEER ON A SUICIDE HOTLINE

This list is in progress, I guess as are all of my lists.
  1. Wow
  2. Do you actually get calls?
    Of course we do. If we didn't, why would they need volunteers?
  3. Why do you like to -do- that?
    This person then told me to skip it and hang out with him...um, no thanks.
  4. That must be really depressing.
    It's not.
  5. That's really intense.
    It can be.
  6. Sticking tongue out and making an "ew face."
    Stranger who approached me in Boston Common while I'm innocently reading before my shift, please get the f*ck away from me.