DEVASTATING NEWS OF THE WEEK

  1. Zayn is leaving 1D.
    I need a support group for this shit. Thanks for nothing, Perrie Edwards.
  2. Looking was not renewed for a 3rd season.
    Ugh. Thanks for nothing, HBO.
  3. Still traumatized from the Pretty Little Liars season 5 finale.
    A prom of mannequins is basically my nightmare. Thanks for nothing, ABC Family standards committee.
  4. I originally spelled 'devastating' as 'devestating' in the title of this list.
    My Liberal Arts education has failed me. Thanks for nothing, Joshua Thomas Radnor.
  5. I got another parking ticket.
    Sorry I forgot to move my car CampusParc. Thanks for nothing, Officer 645A.