IM NOT AN ADULT BECAUSE:

  1. I don't know my blood type.
  2. I can't parallel park.
  3. I get nervous when confronting people of authority.
  4. When I go grocery shopping, I usually buy donuts and ice cream then wonder why I'm gaining weight.
  5. I still get really riled up about Harry Potter.
  6. I have a "treat yo self" keychain:
  7. My idea of a fancy dinner is BOGO Chipotle.
  8. The only life I'm capable of raising is a beta fish.
  9. I do my taxes with my dad because I only vaguely know what a W2 is.
  10. I'm just not generally ready 😳