LANDLORD STORIES

the good, the bad, the ugly I wanna hear them all
  1. An apartment in my complex once complained that their garbage disposal wasn't working. They came home to the landlord standing on the counter, straddling the sink, using their own Swiffer to try to fix it.
  2. That same landlord recently knocked on my apartment door and asked "Are all of your roommates coming back this year?" Apparently, he double booked an apartment and collected security deposits from both parties so he's trying to split up a group into different apartments. I don't know how this is going to work out.
  3. He also owns a Porsche but is too cheap to get it properly fixed so he has the bumper attached by only duct tape.