1. What it was: "It had never occurred to me that our lives, which had been so closely interwoven, could unravel with such speed." - Kazuo Ishiguro, 'Never Let Me Go'
    So fake deep and I was trying SO hard to be profound. I still like the quote and felt it portrayed a lot of my feelings toward graduating high school, but I still laugh when I think about being 18 years old and saying that quote in total seriousness.
  2. What it should have been:
    Besides: ANYTHING ELSE
  3. "The streets aren't made for everybody. That's why they made sidewalks." - Cookie Lyon, 'Empire'
  4. "Clock the hair / Clock the mug / Clock the nails, clock my skirt / Clock the bag, clock the shoes / Now punch the clock, it's time to work." - Shangela
  5. "I did not have sexual relations with that woman." - Bill Clinton
  6. "Listen up, fives, a ten is speaking." - Jenna Maroney, '30 Rock'
  7. "I can't fix America." - Titus Andromedon, 'Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt'