PLACES YOU WONT FIND ME
- •In the produce section of the grocery storeIt's not that I hate vegetables, it's that I hate people who touch every single cucumber because who knows where those hands have been.
- •At a skateparkI don't know how to skateboard so I would look pretty ridiculous just standing there refreshing Twitter.
- •In IndiaI've been there once and it was amazing (I rode an elephant - I was aware of the ethical concerns but I still did it which caused someone to publicly yell at me when I returned to the states) but I'm a little India'd out for the time being.
- •In a sports themed restaurantI don't want to eat mozzarella sticks that taste like cardboard while also being forced to look at a baseball glove that's been nailed to a wall.