PLACES YOU WONT FIND ME

  1. In the produce section of the grocery store
    It's not that I hate vegetables, it's that I hate people who touch every single cucumber because who knows where those hands have been.
  2. At a skatepark
    I don't know how to skateboard so I would look pretty ridiculous just standing there refreshing Twitter.
  3. In India
    I've been there once and it was amazing (I rode an elephant - I was aware of the ethical concerns but I still did it which caused someone to publicly yell at me when I returned to the states) but I'm a little India'd out for the time being.
  4. In a sports themed restaurant
    I don't want to eat mozzarella sticks that taste like cardboard while also being forced to look at a baseball glove that's been nailed to a wall.