SUPERLATIVES I COULD HAVE WON THIS YEAR IF COLLEGE DID THAT KIND OF THING

  1. Most likely to Uber to class
  2. Best flow
    Relating to hair, my rap game is WEAK
  3. Least likely to go to office hours
  4. Most likely to request 'Anaconda' at a club
  5. Most likely to succumb to peer pressure
  6. Most parking tickets
  7. Biggest mooch