THINGS IVE EATEN TOO MUCH OF

  1. "Dessert Casserole" - 2011
    This is in quotes because it was made of pretzels, whipped cream, cherry jello, and probably sand. I ate so much that I thought I had internal bleeding when I threw it up later that night.
  2. Pillsbury Cinnamon Rolls - 2012, 2014
    On two separate occasions I have made these cinnamon rolls with the intention of sharing them with other people, but "accidentally" eating them all myself. On the second occasion I tried to convince my roommates I had lit a cinnamon candle, without the foresight of having an actual cinnamon candle.
  3. Meatballs - 2007
    At a family holiday party I ate so many that I ended up projectile vomiting all over the living room, kind of like the girl from the Exorcist but without the demonic possession.
  4. Powdered Donettes - 2009
    I ate 12 in one sitting. I didn't even get a stomach ache which I called "amazing" but my mom called "alarming."
  5. Mashed Potatoes - Every Thanksgiving
    Realistically is there such thing? You tell me.