1. "Hi I realize you guys are a pharmacy but I was wondering if you could take this piece of glass out of my foot?"
  2. *hands me an empty packet of vaseline, covered in pubes* "Sir do you have any of this here?"
  3. "My eye is producing pus--" *rubs eye with finger and shows me the pus* "is there anything over the counter I can use to help?"
    NO (you have pinkeye, you need to see a doctor)
  4. "Does this look infected?"