- •Group striptease to Lana Del Rey's unreleased album "Sad Puppy Hates America, Cigarettes, and Herself"
- •Guess each other's horrible secrets"Hannah we all know you killed Syndey's cat because she fucked your dad."
- •Check each other for lice
- •"The Artist is Present" but you're both naked and Marina Abramović is not present
- •Make kimchi together
- •Discuss the pros and cons of traffic laws and why America would be better if bigots had to walk around blindfolded
- •Plan a high school prom together
- •Sell mulch
- •Point out each other's physical faults