1. Group striptease to Lana Del Rey's unreleased album "Sad Puppy Hates America, Cigarettes, and Herself"
  2. Guess each other's horrible secrets
    "Hannah we all know you killed Syndey's cat because she fucked your dad."
  3. Check each other for lice
  4. "The Artist is Present" but you're both naked and Marina Abramović is not present
  5. Make kimchi together
  6. Discuss the pros and cons of traffic laws and why America would be better if bigots had to walk around blindfolded
  7. Plan a high school prom together
  8. Sell mulch
  9. Point out each other's physical faults