WHAT HAPPENS AT A HAUNTED HOUSE ENDS UP ON LISTAPP
GUYS. I went to a haunted house for the first time in forever and this happened:
- •A guy pinched my nipple.I don't know why. It was 50% alarming 50% appreciated.
- •I walked into a church themed area and the zombie priest yelled "it smells like sodomy."I did a John Krasinski stare into the camera.
- •I lost my voice.I'm easily startled! And this haunted house was v. startling.
- •I got really sweaty.Something about the anticipation of being scared makes me nervous. I didn't want to be singled out by a scary person bc what would I do with my hands? It would be awkward.
- •The people kept yelling "move faster"but I wanted my money's worth so yeah, I strolled through that ish.