- •What's the wifi password?
- •Where's the bathroom?
- •Please don't sit next to me
- •Aww that baby is so cute, also please don't let that baby be on my flight.
- •Those two have been making out for the past 10 minutes, I can see their saliva at this point.
- •Books! Yes yes yes I'll take 30
- •Fuck! Where did I put my boarding pass?
- •If I eat those three empanadas will I get diarrhea on the plane
- •What if my plane crashes and I die