Airport Thoughts

  1. What's the wifi password?
  2. Where's the bathroom?
  3. Please don't sit next to me
  4. Aww that baby is so cute, also please don't let that baby be on my flight.
  5. Those two have been making out for the past 10 minutes, I can see their saliva at this point.
  6. Books! Yes yes yes I'll take 30
  7. Fuck! Where did I put my boarding pass?
  8. If I eat those three empanadas will I get diarrhea on the plane
  9. What if my plane crashes and I die