Guys I Would Introduce to My Parents

Inspired by @bjnovak
  1. Anyone who would tolerate meeting all of my extended family, at once.
    There's like over 200 of them
  2. Anyone who is willing to get drunk & have a deep heart-to-heart with my dad
    This is his way of getting to know you
  3. Anyone who is willing to try all the food my tias will FORCE you to eat
  4. Anyone who speaks spanish
    I actually prefer if you don't...so you can't hear everyone talking about you. Not me though, never.
  5. Anyone who will listen to my dad talk endlessly about the years he lived in NYC
    & pretend to be interested. You'll get used to it.
  6. Anyone who will keep refilling my drink if I have to be in the same room with both of my parents at the same time.
    Divorced.
  7. Anyone who won't mind if I avoid introducing them to my parents or the rest of my family for a good year into the relationship.