Guys I Would Introduce to My Parents
Inspired by @bjnovak
- •Anyone who would tolerate meeting all of my extended family, at once.There's like over 200 of them
- •Anyone who is willing to get drunk & have a deep heart-to-heart with my dadThis is his way of getting to know you
- •Anyone who is willing to try all the food my tias will FORCE you to eat
- •Anyone who speaks spanishI actually prefer if you don't...so you can't hear everyone talking about you. Not me though, never.
- •Anyone who will listen to my dad talk endlessly about the years he lived in NYC& pretend to be interested. You'll get used to it.
- •Anyone who will keep refilling my drink if I have to be in the same room with both of my parents at the same time.Divorced.
- •Anyone who won't mind if I avoid introducing them to my parents or the rest of my family for a good year into the relationship.