Shit My Family Says to ME When I Go to Peru

  1. "Pero porque estás tan blanca?!"
    Why are you so white?! --I don't know Grandma/Granpa/Tia/Tio/Cousin(s) that's just my skin color
  2. "Ya encontraste un gringito con quien casarte?"
    Did you find a little white man to marry yet? --Oh my god. I always say no, which is immediately followed by "que pena (how sad)"
  3. "You've lost weight! Of course! All you Americans are obsessed with that yoga and spinning shit"
    Then I am FORCED to eat until I explode.
  4. "You've gained weight! Of course you did, you Americans never walk anywhere!"
    🙄
  5. "Finish your pisco!"
    Everyone in my family loves Pisco. I hate it
  6. "Do you want some ceviche?" We eat this at least 3 times a week whenever I'm in Peru.
    YES! IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION? THIS IS WHY I COME HERE! FEED ME!
  7. "Can you help me with my English homework?"
    --All of my little cousins, I always say yes. Or at least I try to. It's cute to see them practice, and they give me candy in return 💕
  8. "Cuando regresas?"
    When are you coming back? --Soon, I hope. 💔
  9. I miss my family