Some Shitty Things That Have Happened to ME
- •My ex cheated on me with a girl he met at Whole FoodsFuck you & your fresh almond butter Andre.
- •The power went out while I was in the shower. At night! I was home alone.
- •My stitches ripped when I was at the library the other day. My leg was covered in blood. It was so embarrassing.
- •I've gained like 10 pounds in the past monthI am eating cookies as I type this