Things I'd Like to Do on My Day Off but Never Do

  1. Sleep in
    As much as I want to I can't because if a bird farts outside my window I hear it and wake up 💩
  2. Work out
    I'd work out but I'm to tired from not sleeping in
  3. Spend the day with my GF
    If I had one
  4. Wash my car
    But it might rain tomorrow sooooo....
  5. NOT think about work
    Not happening unless I'm out of the country
  6. Go to bed late
    Since I didn't sleep in I'm more likely to stay up late- Go figure 😐