Favourite Quotes

  1. I'll vape a starburst I don't give a fuck
  2. Yes, One wonders why you work here at all
  3. Popular but shit
  4. I've got some decorum you cunt
  5. Where do you get your prawns from? Fucking ikea!
  6. I'll take your hip flask virginity
  7. I have been over the rainbow and I've found nothing there
  8. Great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies
  9. If you gave Evans an enema you could bury him in a matchbox
  10. Pars R Us
  11. If I wanted sun cream I'd just scrape it off a German guy's back
  12. And like most things American, they've eaten the natives.
  13. Come on motherfuckers come on!
  14. (There's no food) Then eat your shitty attitude
  15. Your band's shit! Get outta the way!
  16. I'll put you through a fucking table
  17. Decided he'd "had enough" wound down the window and threw it at some taxi
  18. Take some shitter's teeth out
  19. The problem with hipsters is they all look the same, talk the same and act the same. So you can't tell if you're talking to a JS developer, a burger salesman, a barista, or a fucking tramp.
  20. A fucking warship
  21. Lily Allen a rich unemployed person mixing in with poor unemployed people
  22. Portsmouth - Too full of drugs, obesity, underachievement and Labour MPs
  23. You pompous, negligent, iTunes gift-card-as-a-holiday-bonus-giving motherfucker
  24. Lock the safe archer you dumb twat
  25. Seems Legit
  26. Mr Pelican Shit
  27. Where's my elephant?
  28. Those guys are inside you building a piece of shit Ethan! They're inside you building a monument to compromise!
  29. Cool... and who pays me?
  30. I sometimes buy the big issue out of social embarrassment, I don't buy a fucking bank!
  31. Being about to plummet to your death is still no excuse to film in portrait.
  32. We'll have a lovely lunch! And I'll buy you that fucking pie you like!
  33. [sysadmin] I'm a bastion of joy and cheer. Now what the fuck do you want?
  34. Just eat the damn orange!
  35. The most Parisian thing I've ever seen was a man shitting on a doorstep, who then took out his keys and went inside.
  36. For 80k I'll sell you a mic that will allow you to hear a gnat fart in the room behind the vocal booth. And for an extra 15k I'll let you hear it's little arse cheeks snap shut.