My personal fav lyrics from their back catalogue, in no particular order
  1. By the door was a 2 page novel and 4 years summed up so fast
    Running Away - Jaret & Erik Acoustic Tour Album (2010)
  2. Promising forever to a psychopath was not the clearest thinking
    Shit To Do - Drunk Dynasty (2016)
  3. She got up to get a beer, so I moved closer to her chair, she pretended not to notice
    Thespian - Rock On Honorable Ones (1998)
  4. Dedication, my occupation, what the fucking fuck, am I thinking?
    Right About Now - Lunch Drunk Love (2013)
  5. I felt her hand upon my knee, I guess I forgot to breathe, but only for a moment
    Thespian - Rock On Honorable Ones (1998)
  6. It's like candy in a bag, you can put it on a sill, it's there when you need a taste, just don't let it go to waste
    2113 - Rock On Honorable Ones (1998)
  7. Is it cold in here or is it just your career?
    Choke - Sorry For Partyin' (2009) (B-Side)
  8. Who knows if Clark Kent is a superman, or if he's just an asshole, leading on and on and on and on and on
    She's Got A Boyfriend Now - Drunk Enough To Dance (2000)
  9. You've already got your bags packed and I can sell everything I own
    Let's Pretend We're Not In Love - Fishin' For Woos (2011)
  10. Searching for an answer, it feels like I lost my keys, in a snowstorm on Christmas Eve
    What About Us - Fishin' For Woos (2011)
  11. I miss you when the sun starts to set, every year on the day that we met, but I miss you most on Christmas
    I Miss You Most On Christmas - Merry Flippin' Christmas Vol. 2 (2011)
  12. I think you call me every time you see a phone, you hang up but I know it's you
    Hang On - Let's Do It For Johnny!! (2000)
  13. The lines are all down, from a hurricane they should've named after you, maybe I should get a scorpions ringtone, to remind me of you
    If You Come Back To Me - The Great Burrito Extortion Case (2006)